The Pessimist’s Mug - Your Coffee Cup is Half-Empty
These are troubled times. Everyday the stock market is nothing but volatile, people are losing their homes, and the world is warming. You might think the way out of this mess is to pick up your step, put on a happy face, and tell everyone it's going to be all right. We think different.
We think you should join the downward spiral in all it's glory and drink from The Pessimist's Mug. Specifically engineered by the chronically cynical pessimists of Despair Laboratories, this crystal-clear mug will help all who drink from it to Stay Grounded by forever reminding them to see when the glass is half-empty, and things may or may not get that much better. Fashioned by the perpetually miserable using the extremely rare silicon dioxide compound, fused at very high temperatures with borates or phosphates, this is the single serve coffee mug for the 21st century single serve coffee drinker.